“很头疼……爱出风头的神经病,好像不带着自己的神经病全家桶到处搞点事情就对不起怪刘海发型一样。喂,你俩不会因为共同爱好是给我找麻烦,才玩的好的吧?哇真的头都大了,坐着大嘴巴鸟来高专诶!就再没见过那么浮夸的神经病登场方式了,鸟嘴里一定又臭又挤,他们洗不洗鸟嘴啊?不刷的吧……嗯?咒灵怎么了,哪怕是在咒灵里,也会有人在里面放屁嘛!杰的刘海都要被屁吹的乱飞了诶。我看米格尔天天吃奇怪的非洲菜,长得就是一副要随时放屁的样子好吧——他们!还要!去竹下通!吃可丽饼!!可丽饼!!我都没吃到可丽饼!!在鸟嘴里闻屁的都吃到可丽饼了,我也要吃!!过分!!结果夜蛾开一晚上紧急会议,脑袋爆炸啊简直……所以半夜回家必须把你拖出来,说什么那天都一定要吃可丽饼就是了。”
“呃……”你想了想,试着打断压着你正滔滔不绝的落口,“咱们当时……好像没——”
“先去的竹下通,没错吧?很晚了诶,早闭店了。你这个家伙是真的很过分呐,在车上全程抱怨个没完。一会说衣服没换,一会说什么东西刚写了一半,一会说出门口红都没顾上涂不好看——完全就是为了讹诈老公当场买口红吧?是这样对吧,我就知道。真的是,已婚男子好艰辛呐……而且,什么品味啊你,明明橘色那个更好看一点,非要挑吃小孩红——”
“那个,那不是,”刚张嘴,眼见又要被堵话,你提高语速赶紧问,“明明那个是约会去——”
“对的对的,就是那天晚上硬拽你出来约会买的嘛。我说是就是啦,本来就是嘛。”完全不搭话,全糊弄过去了,“那天太晚了诶,到处都找遍了也没有还在营业的店卖可丽饼。骂骂咧咧跟着跑了一晚上,辛苦了哦。好在最后去Derriere把蛋糕买了,回家把千层拆开卷点东西凑活一下还是很像的。都跑到西麻布去了啊……真是折腾一大圈。嗯……总感觉开车开到一半的时候你会突然搞事,拉开门跳车逃跑什么的。”
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